I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something’s funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
Summer Movie Binge | How To Train Your Dragon (2010)
I really like Jupiter’s design.
omg jupiter is a kawaii papa
Uranus is extremely surly from all the butt jokes everyone is making about him
oh jupiter!
Pluto…..
I’ve reblogged this before, but I like it so much :D
Cutest thing ever
Which Languages Are Harder To Learn.
i’ve been learning hebrew/ivrit all my life and i still know nothing omg
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM NOT FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
Favorite Movies: Inception (2010)
“Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.”
When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
‘Now,’ said the professor, as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.’
The golf balls are the important things - family,
children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –
Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.
The sand is everything else —The small stuff.
‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ He continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.’The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
So…
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
‘Take care of the golf balls first —
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.’
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.
The professor smiled, ‘I’m glad you asked’, he said.
‘It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
There’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.’Perfection. Philosophy for the win.
Speechless
all these creatively named generic brands
~*cocoa peanut butter spheres~* getting really fancy here
did they kawaiily pull out a thesaurus or something
they already used the word “crispy” for “crispy rice” so they’re taking away the “y”
can’t have repeating words in cereal names now can we
getting really competitive with the prices too, i see
corn
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they’re really not trying anymore are they
lowercase comic sans ms they are DONE this has got 2 be my favorite one
sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
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